The priest and nun

The priest and nun

A nun and a priest were stranded in the desert after their camel died. The priest said, “Sister, we’re not likely to make it. Before we die, can I see your chest?” The nun agreed, and after admiring it, she asked, “Father, can I see your manhood?” The priest obliged, and after some fondling, he…

A little girl and

A little girl and

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she…

POLIT.ICSRecount Complete in Two

POLIT.ICSRecount Complete in Two

Two Republican candidates in Colorado state House elections have secured very narrow victories following mandatory recounts conducted by the secretary of state’s office. In House District 16, which includes a portion of El Paso County, Republican Rebecca Keltie received 20,641 votes, narrowly defeating the Democratic incumbent Rep. Stephanie Vigil, who garnered 20,638 votes. According to…