Johnny Was Complaining To His

Humor ties together three short stories showing how human mistakes turn into comedy.

In the first, Johnny panics over a threat letter warning his legs will be broken if he continues an affair.

His fear grows when he admits, “I’m scared,” then reveals the real problem:

“I’m in relationships with three married women, but I’m not sure which one.”

The second story follows a man trying to get rid of a hated cat, only to lose himself.

Defeated, he calls home and asks, “Is the cat there?” before admitting, “I’m lost… put the cat on the phone.”

The final tale centers on a man who goes on a 48-hour binge and argues with his wife.

His grim punchline: “my left eye finally opened just enough to allow me to see her once more.”

Together, the stories highlight how poor decisions often become our funniest lessons.