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A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites one of the customers. The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer. I…

A businessman entered an elevator, where a cheerful blonde greeted him with, “T-G-I-F.” Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled wider and said, “T-G-I-F.” The man replied once more, “S-H-I-T.” Finally, the blonde explained, “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get…

On Tuesday afternoon, five people died when a small plane crashed through a wall and hit a car while aborting takeoff at an Arizona airport. The Honda HA-420 jet crashed at approximately 4:40 p.m. at Falcon Field Airport. The airport is located in Mesa, a city located about 25 miles east of Phoenix…

A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” Inside, the bartender says, “The usual, Jim?” Jim says to his wife,…

Keith Urban Spotted in Sydney, Fuels Speculation About Surprise Charity Performance Sighting at Sydney Airport Raises Eyebrows Last night, country music superstar Keith Urban was sighted at Sydney Airport, sparking rumors that he might be the mystery guest performer at the much-anticipated charity event, “It’s A Bloke Thing” luncheon in Toowoomba. “When a celebrity like…

Ah, Wendy’s—the US-based burger brand famously fronted by a cheery red-haired girl. Rumors have circulated that there’s an Easter egg hidden in the logo,but Wendy’s has already addressed this conspiracy. Fans believe that Wendy’s collar spells out ‘Mom,’ nodding to the company’s home-cooked roots inspired by the founder’s daughter. However, a Wendy’s spokesperson denied this,…