My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.
They just looked at us and said. “Soooo….. …did ya get out? “Soooo….. …did ya get out?”
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.
Annie Hawkins-Turner, known as Norma Stitz, holds the world record for the largest breasts, 102ZZZ. Born in 1956 in Atlanta, Georgia, she gained fame as a fetish model.Her net worth stands at £5.5 million.
The sign also mentions staff saying “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Easter,” and “God Bless America.” The franchise owner, Kevin Scheunemann, defends the sign as a way to express support for values like faith and patriotism. The sign also notes the restaurant’s appreciation for the flag and military veterans, offering free sundaes on Veterans Day. Scheunemann hung…
Shelter rescues neglected dog covered in three pounds of matted fur — he looks completely different after makeover Many stray and neglected dogs go ungroomed, causing them distress as their fur becomes tangled and matted. But a haircut can make all the difference. That was the case recently, after one dog covered in severely matted…
One day, while working at a fast food restaurant, I noticed a lady had left her Louis Vuitton bag on a table. After waiting 20 minutes and realizing she wasn’t coming back, I decided to take the bag to the lost and found. I didn’t look inside, just placed it there and went back to…
Ellen DeGeneres Announces Retirement After 40 Years in Showbiz Ellen DeGeneres, a prominent figure in American television, has announced her retirement after over 40 years in the industry. Speaking at a press conference in Santa Clara, California, DeGeneres declared, “This is the last time you’ll see me. After my Netflix special, I don’t want any…
Maria, a former singing and piano teacher in her final days at an Ohio care facility, longed for the music that once filled her life. Joshua Woodard, her former student and now a caregiver at the facility, was determined to grant her final wish. Maria’s wish was simple: to hear the song “How Great Thou…