A nun and a priest were stranded in the desert after their camel died.
The priest said, “Sister, we’re not likely to make it.
Before we die, can I see your chest?”
The nun agreed, and after admiring it, she asked, “Father, can I see your manhood?”
The priest obliged, and after some fondling, he said, “Sister, if I put this in the right place, it can give life.”
The nun replied, “Then stick it in the camel so we can get out of here!”
Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband:…
My husband Noah and I divorced a long time ago. He is currently married to his new wife, Katie. We have a daughter, Lexie, so we’re still on good terms, attempting to provide her with a peaceful life. The ebb and flow of co-parenting with my ex-husband had become a familiar pattern: one week with…
Dear Wife, I’m leaving you for good. In 7 years of marriage, I’ve been a good man with nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks were rough. You quit your job, didn’t notice my new haircut, my cooking, or my new silk boxers. You’ve lost interest in us as a couple. Whether you’re…
Hurricane Helene has taken a devastating toll, claiming at least 135 lives, with the Carolinas hardest hit. Among those lost were 7-year-old Micah Drye and his grandparents in Asheville, North Carolina. They were swept away by floodwaters after seeking refuge on a rooftop. Although Megan Drye, Micah’s mother, survived, she tragically lost her son and…
Oh, the joys of curiosity! It all started with an innocent tiptoe and a heart pounding like a drum solo from a 70s rock band. I slid into the house unnoticed, hearing those classic hushed tones coming from the living room. Intrigue and dread mingled, driving me to channel my inner sleuth. What I saw…
Elliot Costello’s encounter with a young girl named Thea in Cambodia sparked a movement to combat child sexual abuse. Thea, a survivor of abuse, painted one of Elliot’s fingernails during their conversation. He pledged to keep it painted to remember her suffering, inspiring the #PolishedMan movement. #PolishedMan encourages men to paint one nail to symbolize…