Woman says she won case for being born

Just when it seemed TikTok couldn’t surprise anyone anymore, Kass Theaz delivered a viral twist that left the internet stunned—and laughing. In a video that quickly made the rounds, Theaz claimed she had sued her parents for giving birth to her without consent. Not only did she allegedly take them to court, but she also walked away with $5,000 a month in what she called “involuntary life support” payments.

Theaz, a satirical content creator from New Jersey, has built a growing fanbase by mimicking what she calls “extreme woke logic,” pushing ideas to comically absurd levels. In her now-infamous 2023 video, she appeared dead serious while explaining her fictional lawsuit.

“I was not aware that I was going to have to grow up and get a job and support myself,” she said with a straight face. “I did not consent to that. They didn’t try to contact me in any way before I was born to see if I actually wanted to be here.”

Her advice to expectant parents? “Hire a psychic medium and ask if they actually wanna be here.”

“If not,” she added, “they will sue you—because I’m making that my life mission. To teach children to sue their parents, so they don’t have to work.”

Theaz, who has three children of her own, explained in another clip why her own parenting is “ethical.”

“A lot of people are shocked to hear that I have children, considering I sued my parents,” she said. “But it’s different when you adopt, because it’s not my fault that they’re here. I’m just trying to be a good person and help them out.”